Not Soap and Not Takis (ft. Shampoo, Lotion and Metal Soap)

Tythestickman

Well-known member

Oct 11, 2026

AngrySonics said:
Just wanted to remind everyone that Not Soap is designed for 2.2.15, due to Shampoo using the SF_FASTWAIT skin flag. If you're using 2.2.0-2.2.13 (likely 2.2.14 as well but i dunno), your experience may suffer. Sorry.

cant you just make a different version of the mod that removes SF_FASTWAIT and other 2.2.15 things?

AngrySonics

Well-known member

Today at 7:54 AM

WARNING: SCARY LOUD NOISE AT 28 SECONDS. IT MADE ME GO TO THE TOILET IN MY PANTS.

These are the quotes for Homer Simpson.

Running

"[panting] Must...never...run...again!"
"Wow, I need a disco nap."
"Ouch, my bikini zone's chafing!"
"Chest pains! I'm having chest pains!"

Collecting a wrench

"You mean I gotta get more?"
"Where am I gonna put all these?"
"Oh, I wanted a peanut."
"Just a few more!"
"Woo-hoo!"

Collecting a collector card

"I can sell this on the internet!"
"Sweet, sweet obsessive collecting."
"Me wanty!"
"Oh, that was too easy."
"That was too easy."

Bouncing in the air

"Whee!"
"Whoa!"
"Bouncy bouncy!"
"Ooh, I'm soaring like a candy wrapper in an updraft!"

Activating objects

"Oh, I hope 'do not press' means 'press right away'."
"Thingy goes up!"
"What's this do?"
"Woo-hoo! I love senselessly pushing things!"

Kicking people

"An older boy told me to do it."
"Outta my way, chump!"
"Don't worry, that should heal fast."
"I keep making God madder and madder."
"Hi-yah!"
"Yaah!"
"Rawr!"
"Why you little-!"

Phone Booth

"Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in backrubs!"
"I need your help, my car is, uh...sleeping."

Getting into a vehicle

"Let's roll!"
"I love to sit."
"Hey, I found my lost nachos!"
"Well, it's about time."

Leaving a vehicle

"Oh yes, stretch the legs and the crotch."
"I wish I had a dog with a saddle."
"Walk? That wasn't part of the deal!"
"Oh, I forgot my mission."

Responding to the phone booth request

"Okay, I didn't ask for your life story."
"Ooh, can I come?"
"Driving people around has become tiresome. Oh, okay."
"Oh, sure, use me for my car!"
"Did you know your breath smells like fried pork? Oh, wait, that's the phone reciever. Mmm...porkful."
"Now, this is a perfect example of why democracy will never work in this country!"
"Okay, just let me fake my death here at the plant and I'll be right over."
"Whoa, that last glass of gravy really made my chest hurt. I guess a drive would feel good."
"Okay, I promised Marge I wouldn't come home drunk, so I need to drive around until I sober up."
"I want to help, but...there's a spider near my car keys! Whew, never mind, it's gone."
"If I had a dollar for every call asking me for a ride, I'd have one dollar!"
"I'm on my way!"

Getting in from the wrong side

"That's the wrong side."
"Hee-hee, you're dumber than me!"
"What part of 'get in' don't you understand?"
"The door's locked and I'm too lazy to open it."

Talking to somebody

"What's up?"
"My name is Homer."
"How's it hanging?"

Asking for food

"I'm looking for something in a breakfast burrito."
"I need food that's flavorful, yet supple to the touch."
"I need a selection of fatty treats, please."
"What do you have that is high in both fat AND alcohol content?"
"What do you have that will tantalize my very discerning palette?"
"My blood cholesterol is low. Gimme a recharge!"
"Whatever food doesn't kill me makes me stronger."

Dodging incoming vehicle

"Hey!"
"Hey, what's up with that?"
"What's up with that?"
"Son of a-!"

Being attacked by Wasp Cameras and other playable characters

"Ouch!"
"Ow!"
"Hey!"
"What the?!"
"Thanks a lot!"
"Why you little!"
"Oof!"
"D'oh!"
"Aah!"
"Ow! Stop it!"
"Ugh!"
"That was so painful!"
"No, officer, I haven't been drinking."

Destroying electronics

"Ha ha, stupid like a fox!"
"If you're so smart, how come I broke you?"
"It's not like anyone likes these things."

Driving
Revving up

"I'm a lean, mean...speed thingy!"
"Ooh, the vibration's tickling my feet."
"Eat my dust!"
"(giggles)"
"Let's do this thing!"

Flying in the air

"Just call me 'Air Homer'!"
"So long suckers!"
"Eat my dust!"
"Woo-hoo, alright!"
"U.S.A.! U.S.A.!"

Near miss

"Move it!"
"Get out of my way, jerkass!"
"I have road rage and I know how to use it!"
"Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk. Reckless driving is my pet peeve."
"Can't you see I'm driving here?!"

Smashing objects

"I didn't do it!"
"Bart did it."
"Woo-hoo!"
"Looks harder than it is."
"Possessions are fleeting."
"Out of control!"
"Whoa, out of control!"
"Take that!"
"Coming through!"
"I am exelente!"
"I blame society."
"Nothing lasts forever."
"Uh, it was like that when I got here."

Crashing

"D'oh!"
"(hoarse) I'm not a very good driver."
"Okay, that's a lawsuit!"
"Watch it, I almost spilled my sundae!"
"Let's see you do better!"
"Ow, my neck!"
"Ow, my ass!"
"Ow, my head!"
"I have no insurance!"
"Aww, I swallowed my gum!"
"Lousy rotten karmic retribution!"
"Learn to drive, dumbass!"
"Wow, this car sure can take a beating."
"I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"
"Learn to drive, you dumbass!"
"That. Hurt."
"Watch it!"
"Oh, I think I broke something!"
"Vengeance will be mine."
"Oh, now I have a wedgie!"

Running pedestrians over

"Oh, now I have a wedgie!"
"Oh, now I have a wedgie!"
"Oh, now I have a wedgie!"
"Oh, now I have a wedgie!"

Having a wedgie

"Oh, now I have a wedgie!"
"Oh, now I have a wedgie!"
"Oh, now I have a wedgie!"